Fish Fry

Written by Douglas Firestein

Friday used to be our night
It was love from every angle
I can still see your happy face
Smile as my dong dangled

Things they changed so fast
I couldn’t believe my eyes
When i saw your tongue slurp
the butthole of another guy

I’m not sure I can handle
This level of betrayal
Thought I was the only man
Tugging on your tail

Gonna set, set, set
That crotch on fire!
Gonna smell, smell, smell
That fish for miles!

Everyone will be invited
To my annual fish fry
And celebrate the glorious day
A cheating bitch died

(Set, set, that bitch on fire)
Setting that bitch on fire now!
(Set, set, that bitch on fire)
I said we lighting that ass UP!
(Set, set, that bitch on fire)

Something ain’t feeling right
He fears his life’s in danger
But the bastard has it coming
Stealing women from a stranger

I waited in the parking lot
Watched as he neared the car
Then stuck dynamite up his ass
Just don’t ask where i got it from

I wasn’t sure I could handle
Her level of betrayal
Thought I was the only man
Tugging on her tail

Gonna set, set, set
That crotch on fire!
Gonna smell, smell, smell
That fish for miles!

Everyone will be invited
To my annual fish fry
And celebrate the glorious day
A cheating bitch died

(Set, set, that bitch on fire)
Setting that bitch on fire now!
(Set, set, that bitch on fire)
I said we lighting that ass UP!
(Set, set, that bitch on fire)

It’s a sad day
When a man can’t rest his head
On the shoulder of a woman
With whom he shares his bed

She threw away
Our love and left me for dead
With nothing but thoughts of
Hurting others in my head

Gonna set, set, set
That crotch on fire!
Gonna smell, smell, smell
That fish for miles!

Everyone will be invited
To my annual fish fry
And celebrate the glorious day
A cheating bitch died

(Set, set, that bitch on fire)
Setting that bitch on fire now!
(Set, set, that bitch on fire)
I said we lighting that ass UP!
(Set, set, that bitch on fire)