Big Dog (Comin’ Out) Written by Douglas Firestein Just because it’s ChristmasDon’t mean my game is slackin’You gotta keep your shit tightTo handle the heat I’m packin’ Always looking over the shoulderWeary of strange advancesBeware of fireworks in the nightWhen two suckas start to dancin’ Read More …
Author: chetmaverick
Brown Leather Jacket
This brown leather jacket looks nothing like the one Douglas Firestein actually wears. The design of the logo and construction of the jacket were farmed out to the cheapest bidder in Mazhouli, China. Features Front pockets Glued on logo Button sleeve cuffs Shell: 80% Leather Read More …
Baby Maker
Baby Maker Written by Douglas Firestein You got a black belt in Tai Kwan HoBut I’ve had enough of your foolingMe and my fists just held a voteYour face could use a retooling I won’t bust out your front teethSince beauty is how you make Read More …