Ghetto Boss Written by Douglas Firestein Better count your blessingsPawn off anything that sellsGive the money to your mamaBefore I ring your sucka bells Make a call to insuranceGotta cash out that premiumTime to auction off your soulIts the only way you leavin’ here I’m Read More …
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Pretend I’m You
Pretend I’m You Written by Douglas Firestein Take a look at this pictureThat is you with a kingpinWe’ve been watching for a weekThe evidence is buildin’ There is no out for suckasYou gotta go down for the causeI’m here to exploit your weaknesslook good for Read More …
Chocolate Love
Chocolate Love Written by Douglas Firestein When I started pounding suckasI needed a way to make a livin’I had a mentor show me the ropesDifferent types of beat-downs given He always had a fancy walkin’ styleBut man his fists were dangerousThen one day he did Read More …
Curtains
Curtains Written by Douglas Firestein “This year for Christmas I wanted to send a special message to my girl. You know how I feel but I wanted to spell it out for you. Directly from my heart.” Ooh baby, baby, babyYou bring me joyous tearsOoh Read More …
Big Green Water
Big Green Water Written by Douglas Firestein We almost had it allA lovely house and a yardBut you had to ruin itBy banging that retard Now it’s time for my lunchAnd i want some beef stewI’ll inject your ass with waterEat what flows out of Read More …
Peppermint Puss
Peppermint Puss Written by Douglas Firestein In these modern timesTurbulent economic daysOne must (must!) be creativeFind new instruments of pain All it takes is a blunt edgeA simple projectileMakin’ them suckas screamSure brings my face a smile Got me a bag of candy canesSharp and Read More …
Going Up
Going Up Written by Douglas Firestein I’ve been working too longI’m low on new ideasSometimes I want to screamBut doubt anybody hears Busting suckas is rewardingBut it may be time to changeEvery time i dish out a hurtin’The method is always the same I got Read More …
Hickory Nut Crunch
Hickory Nut Crunch Written by Douglas Firestein There ain’t nothing worseThan a hungry-ass suckaRunning your mouth all dayAnd endangering others It’s hard to walk the lineTrying to live and do rightIf you want to know the secretLet me give you some advice Start each of Read More …
Amish Country
Amish Country Written by Douglas Firestein I’ve got my eyes on youLiving a simple quiet lifeI’m really impressed howyou managed to change your life Building those family barnsfrom the wood of the oak treesToo bad I gotta take youOut of the Amish country Stick your Read More …
Administer Pain
Administer Pain Written by Douglas Firestein Can you smell that?Sucka’s in the vicinityEvery time this happensHair on my neck starts tingling Look in that dumpsterUnderneath that carHe can’t hide foreverHe isn’t getting far Grab your steel-toed bootsA baseball bat and a chainWe’re going on a Read More …