The Dirty Hole Written by Douglas Firestein & Gloria Firestein Hey all you fellasI’m back on the streetReady for actionTo start puffin’ on your meat I worked up a hungerCos Jail can be toughGonna boost the economyWith tours of my muff Choo ChooGet on downRide Read More …
Category: Lyrics
Feminine Hygiene
Feminine Hygiene Written by Douglas Firestein & Gloria Firestein Can you imagine a worldWaking up to this each dayI’ll make that dream come trueYou just gotta say “Please Lord, grant this wish for meI want a girl who isn’t worriedAbout feminine hygiene I was made Read More …
You Can Take Me (Any Old Time)
You Can Take Me (Any Old Time) Written by Douglas Firestein & Gloria Firestein I can feel the urge coming moreCreeping right up to let looseI just hope that he can lastLong enough to mix our juice So much time spent yearning forA man compatible Read More …
You Gotta Hit
You Gotta Hit Written by Douglas Firestein & Gloria Firestein You be talking fastI sense you’re nervousAin’t no need to worryI’m at your service For a hundred dollarsLet you do what you wantBefore you make a decisionLet me show you what i got You gotta Read More …
They Ain’t Marrying Me
They Ain’t Marrying Me Written by Douglas Firestein & Gloria Firestein Some men drive a fancy carLike to wear designer clothesThey call me the secret write-offAt least as far as the IRS knows If only their wives were awareThis bitch was roasting their beefWith my Read More …
Groove
Groove Written by Douglas Firestein & Gloria Firestein Another lonely nightAnother horny strangerSuch an innocent faceNo idea he’s in danger This new one’s unawareWhat’s about to go downAs I piss so hard itShoots my tampon out Since you’ve been goneI’ve been banging other menI guess Read More …
Hold It
Hold It Written by Douglas Firestein & Gloria Firestein This ain’t the special OlympicsYou need to bring your gameI might send you home limpingIf you can’t keep up with me If life is an obstacle courseI’ll tie you to the monkey barsClimb you like a Read More …
They’ve Never Seen
They’ve Never Seen Written by Douglas Firestein & Gloria Firestein You done been locked upFor six months straightThose guards gawked at meAs I passed through the gate They stuck a hand up my assIt felt like a mileBut they didn’t go deep enoughTo find this Read More …
Fuel Injection
Fuel Injection Written by Douglas Firestein She was a lovely womanFrom what I saw in the backWhen she turned aroundI had me a heart attack I thought she was a manIn truth she was just uglyShe reached for my walletBut instead grabbed my thug meat Read More …
Televised (I’m Back)
Televised (I’m Back) Written by Douglas Firestein The label made me softSinging corny songsI did have a number 1I guess they weren’t wrong But I can’t be held downI have all the dirt on themFinancial transactionsFrom their cartel friends Nobody asked for itBut i’m coming Read More …