Fuel Injection

Written by Douglas Firestein

She was a lovely woman
From what I saw in the back
When she turned around
I had me a heart attack

I thought she was a man
In truth she was just ugly
She reached for my wallet
But instead grabbed my thug meat

I won’t accept a lady
Acting like a sucka
I treat them like a man
When it’s time to bust-up

I got me a big green
Water hose to siphon
One end in the gas tank
The other past her hymen

Watching the fuel flow
I almost got an erection
Made me want to write a song
I call it Fuel Injection
(Injection)

The body was still fuming
Too hot to drag out back
So I dug a hole in the ground
And put it there instead

No gas left in the van
I’ll admit it’s kind of funny
That hose sits in the back
Smells bad and kind of bloody

I won’t accept a lady
Especially not a sucka
Putting hands on me
Thinking they can come up

I got me a big green
Water hose to siphon
One end in the gas tank
The other past her hymen

Watching the fuel flow
I almost got an erection
Made me want to write a song
I call it Fuel Injection
(Injection)

I went back for her
The body was dug up
I heard a knock behind me
This zombie’s out of luck

I got me a big green
Water hose to siphon
One end in the gas tank
The other past her hymen

Watching the fuel flow
I almost got an erection
Made me want to write a song
I call it Fuel Injection
(Injection)