They’ve Never Seen

Written by Douglas Firestein & Gloria Firestein

You done been locked up
For six months straight
Those guards gawked at me
As I passed through the gate

They stuck a hand up my ass
It felt like a mile
But they didn’t go deep enough
To find this here file

Baby, I’m busting you out
Like jumbo tits from a bra
Gonna blow their minds
And its all because
(they never)
Seen a sweet piece like me
(they never)
Seen a freak so obscene
Doing it solitary every night
Slide open my bars and come inside

We were on the run
For a week or two
But they caught up to us
When we made the news

You’re so sexy behind bars
And it’s such a waste
I’m jealous of those men brushing
With your tooth paste

I won’t visit you next week
I got another man, as you heard
But you’ll still see me around
Cos I’m riding the other jailbirds

They’ve Never Seen

Bastards Of Boogie (1978)