Church of Firestein

Written by Douglas Firestein

“Welcome one and all to the Church of Firesteen. I am so happy to see all your smiling faces. I wanna take you on a journey. A journey full of hope. A journey built on faith. But mostly, a journey that will fill your heart with warmth. And my wallet with green. So get your hands out of your pants and get your clap on. It’s time to celebrate.”

(God bless)
(God bless)
It’s motherfucking Firestein!