Slowly (The Bugle)

Written by Douglas Firestein

Come sit on my lap
Tell me what you want
Nothing is off-limits
I’m your Santa Claus

You can honk, honk, honk
Honk on the red nose
Don’t be afraid, afraid, afraid
Where the antler goes

Take a trip on my sleigh
We’ll fly the snowy skies
After i drop off these gifts
You’ll get your own surprise

You will be
(Takin’, Takin’, Takin’)
TAKIN’ IT UP THE ASS
(Makin’, Makin’, Makin’)
MEMORIES THAT LAST
If you want some respect
I’m not afraid to show it
Put your lips on the bugle
Show me how you blow it
Slowly

Jump into my bag
Keep your mouth shut
Mrs. Claus gets mad
When I bring home new sluts

Take a trip on my sleigh
The sights we’ll fly through
After i drop off your body
No one will ever find you

Just in case it wasn’t clear
The girl was just a sucka
I only hurt those who deserve it
…. Sorry if it was your mother

Slowly (The Bugle)

Merry Fistmas (1981)