The Recipe Book

Written by Douglas Firestein

It was only a few years back
The church made a recipe book
Solicited names from the congregation
For all the dishes they like to cook

There were a hundred submissions
But most of the names sucked to me
Especially the one they selected
“And all gods people said lets eat”

But you know what I said…..
Oh, I said

Church Chow
(church chow)
Yeah, lets saviour the flavor
Come now
(come now)
We could do so much better
I know it was all political shit
But I still cant believe
The name we gave it

So from now on i will be
Stuffing Your Mouth with Preacher Meat!
(Mmmm, tasty!)

The book was just a binder
They couldn’t even do that right
So I rewrote all their recipes
To include ingredients no one likes

When the book landed in their hands
It caused an immediate uproar
It divided the church in half
And I kicked out the ones who voted for

But you know what I said…..
Oh, I said

Church Chow
(church chow)
Yeah, lets saviour the flavor
Come now
(come now)
We could do so much better
I know it was all political shit
But I still cant believe
The name we gave it

So from now on i will be
Stuffing Your Mouth with Preacher Meat!
(Mmmm, tasty!)

(He’s got that preacher meat………..)
Danglin’ from side to side
(He’s got that preacher meat………..)
Dark as the evening sky