Walk Downhill

Written by Douglas Firestein

I couldn’t help but notice
We made eye contact
I couldn’t help but notice
You lean to one side

I couldn’t help but notice
We made a connection
I couldn’t help but notice
One pant leg’s too high

We all have our wants
Sometimes they’re a need
I don’t mind that you limp
Wrap your legs around me

I lowered my standards
Give this old guy a chance
I’m not asking for marriage
I just want to be friends

(Friends) with benefits
(Friends) with no guilt
(Friends) with a woman
Who can’t walk down a hill

(She can’t go down, go down)
She can’t go down hills…….

I didn’t mean to hurt you
We agreed to the terms
I didn’t mean to hurt you
We knew it wasn’t love

I didn’t mean to hurt you
We had a lot of fun
I didn’t mean to hurt you
We can’t let this go on

We follow our hearts
Yours was longing for me
But you can’t tie me down
If you run at crippling speed

I lowered my standards
Give this old guy a chance
I’m not asking for marriage
I just want to be friends..

(Friends) with benefits
(Friends) with no guilt
(Friends) with a woman
Who can’t walk down a hill

(She can’t go down, go down)
She can’t go down hills…….

I hate when bitches get clingy
I like to spread myself around
Look at this tight ass of mine
I don’t even work out!

I lowered my standards
Give this old guy a chance
I’m not asking for marriage
I just want to be friends..

(Friends) with benefits
(Friends) with no guilt
(Friends) with a woman
Who can’t walk down a hill

(She can’t go down, go down)
She can’t go down hills…….

(This song is, this song is)
So mean!
(This song is, this song is)
So mean!
(This song is, this song is)
Over