Panties Man

Written by Douglas Firestein

Last night we spooned
I felt her panties against me
They were cool to the touch
So soft and silky

When she went to work
I tried them on myself
The way my junk would glide
Couldn’t believe how good it felt

Just let me have this
I’m so manly all the time
I need a guilty pleasure
Something that is mine…

Don’t try and judge me
I’m a man of discerning taste
Silk gives me confidence
When I walk up on stage

I used to hit on women
Now I ask their favorite brand
In the past I was a boxer
Now I’m a panties man

(Do, do do do do)
(Do, do do do do do…..)

Last night in the bedroom
Something really upset me
My girl borrowed a pair
And I don’t recall her asking

She said it was a perk
I told her “hit the bricks”
I’d rather feel those silkies
Rubbing against my dick

Don’t try to act above it
Cos all men want to try
If you’re feeling the pressure
They will smooth out your life

Don’t try and judge me
I’m a man of discerning taste
Silk gives me confidence
When I walk up on stage

I used to hit on women
Now I ask their favorite brand
In the past I was a boxer
Now I’m a panties man

(Do, do do do do)
(Do, do do do do do…..)

A song about underwear?
Is my career about to fade?
Who the hell asked you?
How many albums you made?

Don’t try and judge me
I’m a man of discerning taste
Silk gives me confidence
When I walk up on stage

I used to hit on women
Now I ask their favorite brand
In the past I was a boxer
Now I’m a panties man

(Do, do do do do)
(Do, do do do do do…..)