Gold Stapler

Description

Behold the office accessory that answers the question absolutely no one asked: What if a stapler had the ego of a minor celebrity and the subtlety of a gold-plated dump truck? The Douglas Firestein Golden Stapler is here to blind your coworkers, confuse your accountant, and remind everyone that taste is optional.

Productive Features!

• 100% Gaudy Exterior: Dipped in a shade of gold so loud it legally counts as a workplace hazard.
• Standard Stapling Ability: Yes, it staples. No, it doesn’t do it better than a $3 one from the drugstore.

If your desk needs more drama or you want to look successful without doing anything, this is the stapler for you!