Holmes

I went for a long walk
Down a narrow street
Stopping at a restaurant
That sold spicy meat

I looked at the menu
Then asked “what’s this?”
The waiter mumbled in Spanish
So I punched his face

I smashed him real hard
Feared he might be dead
But he stood up and laughed
This is what he said….

HEY HOLMES!
It’s a whole new world
HEY HOLMES!
Better watch your girl
HEY HOLMES!
Just admit defeat
Cos I’ll have your girl
Choking on my meat

(meat………)

We had a long talk
Dripping with deceit
I fell right into the trap
He turned the tables on me

It was the first time ever
I didn’t think it could happen
So this is how it feels?
I don’t like my own medicine

In that low-rider car
With my girl he fled
Looking over his shoulder
This is what he said….

HEY HOLMES!
It’s a whole new world
HEY HOLMES!
Better watch your girl
HEY HOLMES!
Just admit defeat
Cos I’ll have your girl
Choking on my meat

(meat………)

He’s gonna stuff that taco
Flick the bean burrito too
I’m just the hungry hippo
He passes seconds down to

HEY HOLMES!
It’s a whole new world
HEY HOLMES!
Better watch your girl
HEY HOLMES!
Just admit defeat
Cos I’ll have your girl
Choking on my meat

(HOLD UP!)
Better watch your shit
(HOLD UP!)
Know who you’re dealing with
(HOLD UP!)
Boy you should know
(BLOW UP!)
Poor Mexico
(Oh, oh, oh……)
Mexico