Juice

Juice Written by Douglas Firestein Graffiti is spreadingAcross the cityscapeScaring away touristsWho visit this lovely place Natives are quite kindBut there’s been some uptickIn hatred toward newcomersCos people act like dicks Suckas be thinkingThey’re hard as nailsBut I got a processThat never fails Tattoo their Read More …

Barbecue

Barbecue Written by Douglas Firestein I try to turn a blind eyeConsider everything normalBut seeing you sleep aroundIt’s far beyond hormonal There’s a line in the sandYou crossed it awful fastWhen that young white pool boyChlorinated your ass You complained I’m selfishThat I don’t meet Read More …

Sacrilege

Sacrilege Written by Douglas Firestein On the eighth day of ChristmasI was jerkin’ off in the labSaving a puddle of my batterInside a zip-lock bag This tasty treat was donatedTo the local church bazaarThey used it as shaving creamOn the Nun’s private parts Mystery ConceptionOh, Read More …

Sign the Dotted Line

Sign the Dotted Line Written by Douglas Firestein I got a coupon(Got a coupon)Delivered in the mail(In the mail)Opened the envelope(Opened the envelope)It was quite a deal(Quite a deal)Unfolded my wallet(Unfold his wallet)Pulled out a fist(Pulled out a fist)They must be crazy(Must be crazy)To think Read More …