Milk

Milk Written by Douglas Firestein Long Nights on the townPicking up random ladiesYou’ve left a trail of miseryWith all the games you’re playing You can’t be a big manIf you mistreat a womanOut there acting like a foolYou about to get what’s coming In the Read More …

No Son At All

No Son At All Written by Douglas Firestein I’ve been stealing your mailReading private businessWondering to myselfWhat the hell is this? You subscribe to magazinesBut I know you can’t readLets hear you say some wordsAfter busting out your teeth Your face is toast andI’m spreading Read More …

Pizza Cutter

Pizza Cutter Written by Douglas Firestein I bet you’re workin’ up a hungerAfter a long day of talking smackDoing nothing for the communityYou need to give a little something back So I followed you home tonightRight down that sucka laneWaited outside your houseNow it’s time Read More …

DNA

DNA Written by Douglas Firestein I’ve been tracking youWatching your misdeedsYou should feel remorseInstead you look quite pleased Seeing you out there todayAbusing others to no endIt’s time you pay the priceBy taking your own medicine I’m gonna cut off your fingerExtract DNA from the Read More …

Catheter

Catheter Written by Douglas Firestein I’ve been driving(He’s been driving)Thirty hours straightYou’ve been whining(You’ve been whining)Thirsty all damn day You gotta pee now(Gotta pee now)I’m pulling off the roadI’m tired of hearing(Tired of hearing)Your bladder grow You know there’s only one solutionThat solves both of Read More …