Origin Story Written by Douglas Firestein The year was 1962I was just a little manMy uncle sat me downGrabbed a hold of my hand I snapped it back quickGave him a stern lookAnd ever since that dayI haven’t given a fuck If you ain’t got Read More …
Category: Lyrics
Crimson Trail
Crimson Trail Written by Douglas Firestein I’m a member ofA secret societyNobody is ableTo keep track of me I’m a man’s manAnd the women agreeThat time of the monthI’ll pay handsomely She says Ooh, ooh(Extract the blood from me) I got two bloody maxi padsOne Read More …
It’s Your Life (I’m Taking It)
It’s Your Life (I’m Taking It) Written by Douglas Firestein Do, do, do, do, doDo, doDo, do, do, do, doDo, do I heard you squawkin’(Do, do)Talkin’ lots of smack(Do, do)I seen you walkin’(Do, do)You got junk out back(Do, do)My exercise program(Do, do)It keeps me fit(Do, Read More …
Mowing Grass
Mowing Grass Written by Douglas Firestein VROOM VROOM BITCH! A beautiful sunny dayThe scent is in the airI’m filled with renewed joyIt’s my favorite time of year As I bask in the glowClouds fill up the skyI remove my sunglassesAnd it’s obvious why Suckas be Read More …
Skin Umbrella
Skin Umbrella Written by Douglas Firestein Hear the birdsFly over our headsWatching all the suckasRub oil on their chest I wanna knock them outA burning body under UV raysBut it’s gonna be a lot easierTo drag them to my place Tie them up in chainsHanging Read More …
Knuckle Dusting
Knuckle Dusting Written by Douglas Firestein Open up the paperRead the local newsLooking for the next faceI’m gonna batter and bruise I adjust my mirrorsBefore the daily driveShit about to go downIt’s a sucka sunrise I got these knuckles of brassI’m gonnaKICKYOURASS KnuckKnuckKNUCKLE DUSTIN’ KnuckKnuckKNUCKLE Read More …
Valentines Day
Valentines Day Written by Douglas Firestein I woke up feeling generousIt must be Valentines dayThe only time i spare suckasGuess i’m nice that way Instead of taking their livesI deliver a bundle of painNot enough to kill themJust ruin their life in some way Tie Read More …
Egg Foo Young
Egg Foo Young Written by Douglas Firestein I setup this here meetingIn a Chinese restaurantIt’s the safest place in townFor makin’ suckas talk You thought we’d make a dealThere was so much to gainBut the only thing you’ll getIs an order of Chicken Chow Pain Read More …
Mama Said (Eat Your Breakfast)
Mama Said (Eat Your Breakfast) Written by Douglas Firestein I know you are just a babyBut we need to have a talkI love you more than lifeBut you are killing your mom I only get a few hours sleepEven those are bad thoughI am legally Read More …
Yellow House of Pain
Yellow House of Pain Written by Douglas Firestein They call me a home wreckerBut not for reasons you thinkIt’s all about my master skillsFor makin’ suckas speak I convinced you we are friendsBut now you are gonna payWelcome to east second streetThis is the yellow Read More …