Sucking On Steel Written by Douglas Firestein Billboards be advertisingA better way of life downtownBut the only thing i ever seeIs stupid suckas walkin’ around Always wearin’ leisure suitsChains hangin’ from their neckIt’s about time they learn the truthSo i’m dishin’ out a life lesson Read More …
Category: Lyrics
Knock Knock
Knock Knock Written by Douglas Firestein “This is a song for all the young ones out there. Whoever you are, wherever you live, just know that dreams can come true. All you have to do is believe that SUCKAS MUST DIE!“ If there is one Read More …
Guts
Guts Written by Douglas Firestein There’s this company in ChinaMakin’ black market chipsNot the kind they put in telephonesWe’re talkin’ much crazier shit I bought a tiny white pillThat detonates once ingestedThe worst thing about using itIs finding where a sucka’s head is It’s the Read More …
New Jersey Hot Pocket
New Jersey Hot Pocket Written by Douglas Firestein Just because you a ladyDon’t mean you ain’t a suckaYou still be doin’ thingsGonna get your ass bust up If you see me lower my shadesYou better run for coverCos you about to take a rideWith a Read More …
Christmas Wreath
Christmas Wreath Written by Douglas Firestein (Sweet child, sweet sweet child)(It’s mother fuckin’ christmas day) It’s time to scrape the drivewayWith your crooked front teethShave the hair off your ballsBuild myself a Christmas wreathI’ll watch the birds build a nestIn your pubic hair for warmthCos Read More …
Festival of Lights
Festival of Lights Written by Douglas Firestein Hear the children singThe sound of laughter aboundAs they play with the giftsOlder siblings handed down Times are tight for suckasRunnin’ games on the streetPuttin’ themselves before familyNow they gotta answer to me Goodbye darknessHello light Cut a Read More …
Ornaments
Ornaments Written by Douglas Firestein Christmas eve is hereThe children lie in bedSuckas breakin’ into housesTryin’ to rob shit from them But little do they knowOld Dougie is here waitin’To give them the poundin’I spent all year anticipatin’ (Fa la la la)Better get to spreadin’(Fa Read More …
Advent Calendar
Advent Calendar Written by Douglas Firestein The snow won’t stop meIce won’t keep me awayThe winter is my bitchI own her every day Christmas is about joySuckas like you won’t getThis is your last ChristmasNext year you’ll be dead Gonna cut off every fingerEach tiny Read More …
Chimney
Chimney Written by Douglas Firestein I’ve been keeping tabsWatching your every moveSuckas under surveillanceIt ain’t nothing new Your girl hired me this yearTired of the gifts you’ve givenShe deserves the best ChristmasEven if you are in prison Give her the gift she really wantsThe holidays Read More …
Slowly (The Bugle)
Slowly (The Bugle) Written by Douglas Firestein Come sit on my lapTell me what you wantNothing is off-limitsI’m your Santa Claus You can honk, honk, honkHonk on the red noseDon’t be afraid, afraid, afraidWhere the antler goes Take a trip on my sleighWe’ll fly the Read More …