Gold Teeth Written by Douglas Firestein I’ve been staking out this barA place where suckas meetIt makes my job a lot easierWhen i can take out two or three When the slow song starts upI’ll pull the nearest fire alarmAs you all exit the buildingI’ll Read More …
Category: Lyrics
Hunting Season
Hunting Season Written by Douglas Firestein I heard a rumor last nightStraight from my sister’s mouthSaid you didn’t wanna pay upAfter she already laid down Now i’m an understanding guySurely you have a good reasonBut i just need to let you knowIt’s sucka huntin’ season Read More …
Father Of The Year
Father Of The Year Written by Douglas Firestein You been out all damn nightAs i wait in your backseatOnce you get in the carYou’ll have to deal with me Hate to bear bad newsBut the party’s over suckaYou messed with the wrong manCos i’m one Read More …
What’s On Tonight?
What’s On Tonight? Written by Douglas Firestein So you wanna be a TV star?I can get you on the small screenThere ain’t no shortage of suckasWho wanna get into acting I am working on a scriptAbout a man with nine livesI’ll let you star in Read More …
Deepest South
Deepest South Written by Douglas Firestein You must be trippin’ sonWhere is the rest of my cash?I told you not to play with meNow i’m takin’ it out of your ass You missed this installmentAin’t no more payment plansGet your sorry self in the carCos Read More …
Little Buck Rudolph
Little Buck Rudolph Written by Douglas Firestein Hear them sleigh bells jingleSounds like pocket changeYou’re about to be giftedA beat-down at close range You’ve been a very bad boyBut I’m very good at my jobI have a problem with youI’m gonna take out on your Read More …
My Brown Fist
My Brown Fist Written by Douglas Firestein I’ve been watching all yearWaiting for the perfect timeI’ve had so many chancesBut it never felt quite right Now the time has comeThere ain’t no holdin’ backI’m dropping by your place laterThere’s a gift i want you to Read More …
Gift of Greatness
Gift of Greatness Written by Douglas Firestein “Praise to the lordDouglas has comeHe’s gonna bust your face….“ Feel the bitter cold airPress against your skinIt’s my favorite time of yearFor taking out the pricks Suckas be riding highCommitting crimes for cashI may be full of Read More …
Merit Badge
Merit Badge Written by Douglas Firestein The dream of every gangstaIs the rank of “Hole Hunter”But it cannot be achievedWithout experience as a gunner This final merit badgeIs the hardest to obtainIt requires perfect precisionAnd copious amounts of pain On the fifth dayThe gangsta gods Read More …
Suspicions
Suspicions Written by Douglas Firestein Don’t lie to my faceTry to hide the truthGirl, I got the dirti know what you do! I hired a detectiveAsked him to dig real deepYou would be shockedWhat he uncovered for me I got picturesI got recordingsI got videos Read More …