It Won’t Hurt (Too Bad) Written by Douglas Firestein I have an admissionI’m addicted to challengeThis album has fillerI must strike a balance The b-sides are doneI need to write hitsThose little forty-fivesHave to move units You wanted a hit songSo here’s my attemptIt’s not Read More …
Category: Lyrics
Walk Downhill
Walk Downhill Written by Douglas Firestein I couldn’t help but noticeWe made eye contactI couldn’t help but noticeYou lean to one side I couldn’t help but noticeWe made a connectionI couldn’t help but noticeOne pant leg’s too high We all have our wantsSometimes they’re a Read More …
Panties Man
Panties Man Written by Douglas Firestein Last night we spoonedI felt her panties against meThey were cool to the touchSo soft and silky When she went to workI tried them on myselfThe way my junk would glideCouldn’t believe how good it felt Just let me Read More …
Bulge
Bulge Written by Douglas Firestein This new musical styleIs wrecking my voiceI used to sing deepNow I sound like a boy Hitting those high notesLike a suckas faceI’m just trying to stay hipThough I feel out of place I still have the mojoI’m full of Read More …
Knuckle Sammich
Knuckle Sammich Written by Douglas Firestein You keep talking smackJabbering your jawsBetter shut your mouthBefore I break some laws That stupid grin you makeWhen you tell a jokeThose gonna be your final wordsIf you don’t get your ass home Better call your MamaBeg her for Read More …
Up 2 The Task
Up 2 The Task Written by Douglas Firestein I’ve been watching youFrom across the streetIt doesn’t hurt anybodyIf I grab a peep I like the new hairdoYour stylist did so wellDid they trim the carpet?From here it’s hard to tell Don’t get the wrong ideaI’m Read More …
I Know (I Know)
I Know (I Know) Written by Douglas Firestein I walk downstairsAnd I see your faceIn that momentIt’s my favorite place You smile at meAnd I return one tooI hope you can seeHow much I love you In a disappointing worldYou’re my source of hopeIf it Read More …
Home Videos
Home Videos Written by Douglas Firestein So you want to be a starThe hottest sucka on the streetI can make your wish come trueCome on and follow me This here is my studioSo go on and undressThen lay down on your backSo i can tie Read More …
My Threads
My Threads Written by Douglas Firestein “Happy Anniversary” you saidYour arms open for embraceI couldn’t see those liesHiding behind your lovely face I loved the sweaterYou sewed with careSo imagine my surpriseYou’re riding suckas bare I’ve been preparing for thisShaving hair off my nutsTo use Read More …
Dripping Sweat
Dripping Sweat Written by Douglas Firestein It was a steamy nightThe moon was outSomething wasn’t rightI had to figure it out The bedroom door crackRevealed my greatest fearHe had on on a cowboy hatWas mounting you from the rear I’m gonna rip off that dildoSmack Read More …